February 2012
27 posts
Doing standup tonight
Here’s to not looking like a dumb.
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Feeling super sick
and for some reason really craving cinnamon toast crunch or some chocolate.
Somehow Dempster talked me out of buying OJ with some line about how vitamin C is a scam. New plan: never listen to Dempster.
“Emotions, in my experience, aren’t covered by single words. I don’t believe in...”
– Jeffrey Eugenides - Middlesex. (via leventlesportera)
January 2012
19 posts
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“I’ve lived most of my entire adult life outside the law, and never have I...”
– Tom Robbins (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues)
intunewithnothing:
Car - Built to Spill
“Life sucks, Brendon. That’s your lesson. Go enjoy it.”
– Coach McGuirk (via orlyman)
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“Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the...”
– Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
December 2011
15 posts
