March 2012
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February 2012
34 posts
Doing standup tonight
Here’s to not looking like a dumb.
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Feeling super sick
and for some reason really craving cinnamon toast crunch or some chocolate.
Somehow Dempster talked me out of buying OJ with some line about how vitamin C is a scam. New plan: never listen to Dempster.
Emotions, in my experience, aren’t covered by single words. I don’t believe in...
– Jeffrey Eugenides - Middlesex. (via leventlesportera)